Karl Pilkington
Quotes by Karl Pilkington
To be honest, marriage doesn't scare me and that, it's just once you've been together for so long, if you haven't got any kids it's just a big expensive day out for everyone else to enjoy, isn't it?
— Karl Pilkington
I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
— Karl Pilkington
To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.
— Karl Pilkington
And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
— Karl Pilkington