Justin Halpern
Quotes by Justin Halpern
I'm not a guy who curses very much in my personal life. When I curse it sounds like a kid trying to be cool. But I think there are quite a few people, my father being one of them, who use curse words rather eloquently.
— Justin Halpern
Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, 'Breakfast of Champions' is one of the funniest books I've ever read.
— Justin Halpern
I kind of came to the conclusion after I did finally get married that love and relationships are just a series of horrific losses with hopefully one win.
— Justin Halpern