John Barrymore
Quotes by John Barrymore
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief.
— John Barrymore
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
— John Barrymore
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.
— John Barrymore
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.
— John Barrymore
The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.
— John Barrymore
You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.
— John Barrymore
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
— John Barrymore
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
— John Barrymore
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
— John Barrymore
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
— John Barrymore
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
— John Barrymore
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.
— John Barrymore