Joey Adams
Quotes by Joey Adams
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
— Joey Adams
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
— Joey Adams
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
— Joey Adams
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
— Joey Adams
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
— Joey Adams
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'
— Joey Adams
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
— Joey Adams