Jay London
Quotes by Jay London
I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.
— Jay London
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
— Jay London
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
— Jay London
I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.
— Jay London
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
— Jay London
I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.
— Jay London
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
— Jay London