Dave Attell
Quotes by Dave Attell
For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don't know what happened to them. That's the crowd that I like, the ones that don't get so offended just to be offended.
— Dave Attell
I don't watch reality TV. I'm cool.
— Dave Attell
I never wanted to be famous.
— Dave Attell
I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous.
— Dave Attell
I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me.
— Dave Attell
I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what's going on.
— Dave Attell
You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.
— Dave Attell