Casey Stengel
Quotes by Casey Stengel
The trick is growing up without growing old.
— Casey Stengel
Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
— Casey Stengel
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
— Casey Stengel
You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.
— Casey Stengel
They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
— Casey Stengel
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
— Casey Stengel
Never make predictions, especially about the future.
— Casey Stengel
Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
— Casey Stengel
Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
— Casey Stengel
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
— Casey Stengel
You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
— Casey Stengel
Most ball games are lost, not won.
— Casey Stengel
The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
— Casey Stengel