Bob Hope
Quotes by Bob Hope
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
— Bob Hope
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
— Bob Hope
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
— Bob Hope
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
— Bob Hope
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
— Bob Hope
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
— Bob Hope
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
— Bob Hope
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
— Bob Hope
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
— Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
— Bob Hope
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
— Bob Hope
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
— Bob Hope
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
— Bob Hope
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
— Bob Hope